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Mom: Why is your room always so messy?
Me: So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die.
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30 May 12 at 8 am

fake-mermaid:

OMG

CRYING

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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30 May 12 at 8 am

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